Single male guinea pig seeking female guinea pig
ID: 5257
Date: 2006-11-22 23:26:51
Free Classified. Oakland lake merritt / grand.
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Hi,
My name's Norman. I'm a handsome guinea pig about 3 years of age. I'm still in good shape, but honestly I could get more exercise. My parents just found me a free cage that's huge so I'll be shedding ounces in no time.
Yes, that's right. I live with my parents still. And I'm adopted by humans. Well, if you must know all the dirt. Then, I'll let you know that I'm not going to be making piglets anytime soon either. There - it's all out in the open.
If that hasn't turned you off and you're a single guinea pig gal looking for a new place to live, then how about? I'm seeking a potential new love interest in the story of my life. Someone to keep me warm on cold winter nights. You know how it goes.
I know what you're thinking. Just move in together? Hey, we guinea pigs have a short life and we need to live to the fullest. I might live with my parents, but I'm not afraid of commitment. You get a warm, fuzzy boyfriend and all the hay you could ever want to eat. Not bad, huh?
So if you're an adventurous single female guinea pig and by some miracle you're as smart as I am and can use the internet, then send my parents an email. Sorry, I don't have my own email account, but I'll exchange pictures with you if you like.
Frankly, I'd settle for a guinea pig date, too. So come over for a little hay at my place sometime.
Location: Oakland lake merritt / grand
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Section: Free Classified
URL:
sellbuyandsell.org - Free Classifieds
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